How to mooo a cow
Give it ‘Grass’

How to wooo a pig
Chuck the crap

How to boooo a chimp
Get it pimped

How to shooo a fly
Phoooo!

How to cheeuw a brain
Chomp! Chomp!

Yours was sour.

Buy
Use
Throw
Reuse
Throw again
Reuse again
Throw yet again
Reuse yet again

A majority of the population in the developing world lives on ‘the other’ world’s garbage

Your garbage might be the poor man’s livelihood. Buy more. Throw more. Let us sell more. This is what advertising does. This is what i do.

I apologize

To him, who lived on my blog (now dead)
To her, who labored on it (now a mother of 11)
To all the 11 kids, who were born in test tubes
To him who thought this was Bible revised (now behind bars)
To her who believed every word of it (now in bars)
To ‘it’ who thought that we shared a lot of things in common
To them who came together bitching about it
To the world which screwed my head enough to lead me into this
To the screw which conspired with the world
To everyone who ever stumbled onto my blog
To everyone who didn’t
To everyone who cared not to

It’s been more than a month.

Hail!