Saturday, September 6, 2008

The unfounded 'fullstop theory'
The world would end by the time you reach the next fullstop. There are ways it can be avoided; One, u stop reading right here, but now that your eyes are running over these words as they come, you have decided not to stop there and go on with it, so, going by the second method, i don't let the world end by not letting this sentence end, which, hereby means i would have to continue writing even if it reaches unparalled, undreamed, unimaginable, unthought, unsparing, uncalled, unworthy, unprecedented, undesirable, unclean, unruly, unavoidable, unforeseen, unhinged, unheard, unnecessary, unpleasant, unrelenting, uncompromising, unremitting, unfit, unsolicited, ungovernable, unstable, unbridled, unhealthy, unutterable(oops!) stupidity and still it will undershoot your desired life span, or, i simply disobey the grammar (which i so often do), and let the sentence end without a full stop < There! the sentence ended without the fullstop. < OOPS!


Alive still.

Conclusion: Fullstop theory baseless.
Long live full stops . . .

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